Super Sex

When having intercourse with a super hero. In most cases, Superman because we all know he sleeps around behind Lois' back.

Or sleeping with a prostitute who has slept with a super hero (Superman)

It's rare, but when sleeping with a Super Hooker, you may contract a SSTD (Super Sexually Transmitted Disease)

Broseph: "Dude... I slept with this hooker last night and I think I've got crabs... Thing is though, they were the size of a koala and trying to kill me..."

Broski: "Sounds like a SSTD brah... You probably had Super Sex..."

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