Wankdown

When the clock on Countdown starts, you start wanking. The objective is to complete before the clock hits zero. If you get a 9 letter word during the process you ejaculate immediately.

Wankdown COMMENCE 30...29...28...27...26...25...24...23...22...21...20...19...18...17...16...15...14...13...12..RECONVERT...EUUUUGHHHH