Air Puff

A closed mouth, varied puff of air involuntarily released as the result of stifling a belly laugh. A reverse snort.

Becky: Uugh, Greg was being hilarious during my super important Zoom call.

Tricia: OMG!!

Becky: I know!! My stomach hurts from holding in my laughs. It was a non-stop barrage of air puffs. SO embarrassing.

Crust Girl

A girl that intentionally does things they know for certain will annoy someone. A ne’er do well.

“Becky knows that Greg is persnickety about grammar and yet she on purposefully riles him up by mismatching lose and loose. She a total Crust Girl.”

Riff Jinx

When two people, whilst engaged in the rapid exchange of witty banter, whether verbally or via text, respond with the exact same answer at the exact same time, thus causing a jinx. Because it occurs during banter or “riffing” it’s considered a riff jinx. Typically it’s something uber obscure or inside joke related, and is most common when the two parties are twin brains.

Greg: This 80’s song quiz is super easy.

Greg and Becky (simultaneously): Like Sunday morning.

Becky: Whoa, a riff jinx!!

Greg: How does that happen?

Becky: We’re just two twin brains, twinning.