The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

A sentence used by technicians to test keyboards on computers, due to the fact that it uses all letters in the alphabet.

Client: OMG!! MY keyboard broke!!!
Technician: Calm yourself. Let me check:
*Types* The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Client: Oh, thank god!!!

35👍 19👎

asshole

You know man where the caca expels. Those delicious brownies you ate for dessert last night comes out of that damn crack in your ass as disgusting brownies that look but smell like the dumpster. Oh yeah, don't give your asshole a hard time though, BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UNDER THAT FUCKER'S SLEEVE. If you dare to eat a burrito right before showing it off as a sex organ, be careful. As soon as your "cameraman" is about to take the picture and send it to Google Images, you blast a projectile shit right on the man's face. Then your ass burns while the boss meets you in his office and says you're fired from your supermodel job.

(In the classroom)

Teacher: Alright everyone, what's the square root of 25?
Brianna's asshole: TOOT!
Teacher: Brianna, that's absolutely disgusting! That's a 2 day suspension for you.
Brianna: Fuck you, asshole!
Brianna's asshole: LOL

1👍 2👎

Apple Jack

The act of using an apple to jack off.

I will just take this apple to do an apple jack.

Furry Animations

Those videos that you will find on the weird side of YouTube about cartoon furries dancing made by pathetic 14 year-old kids who call them memes.

YouTube: Nicki Minaj Stupid hoe furry animations meme
Normal fucking people: STOP IT!

5👍 3👎