Fart-sharting

Similar to “Poot-sharting”, fart-sharting is the act of farting and subsequently sharting directly after without breaking the continuity of said fart. Fart-sharting can often times end in horrific and nightmarish scenes.

“Umm… Jombly… I Uhhhhh… I’m fart-sharting!”

“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”

“I love fart-sharting.”

Tearing Cheek

To “tear cheek” is essentially the same as to “rip ass”, but designed for the more eloquent and less brutish of speakers.

“Richard, honey! I’m about to tear cheek, so you better come hither!”

“Dude, I just tore so bad.”

“I can smell that tear for miles!”

“I feel like tearing cheek today.”

Dadberone

A genuine father figure usually defined by his ability to nurture as well as laugh amongst the chaps. The word “Dadberone” is a combination of the English word, “dad” and the chocolate brand name, “Toblerone”. A dadberone is a very special someone, often times a lover of sorts.

“Thanks, dadberone.”

“Damn, dude. You’re such a dadberone!”

“Thanks for being such a father figure, dadberone.”

“Fart-treat me like a dadberone, Dagon!”

Crackne

Acne of one’s crack. Crackne often appears along the edges of an individual’s butt-crack, usually appearing red and irritated. Crackne can be temporary or permanent. Permanent crackne can be treated with laser removal techniques, similar to treatments used on face acne.

“Man, you really gotta take care of your crackne there, Ethan.”

“Doc said I’ve got a bad case of them crackne, Ma.”

“I just sat down and popped some crackne!”

Poot-Sharting

When one is unsure whether or not they are defecating or being fartaceous. Poot-sharting can be a somewhat scary experience for those poot-sharting. Poot-sharting is also very rarely used with correct verb conjugation and is often purposefully used in defiance of English grammar.

“Uhhhh… Jombly… I uhhh…. I poot-sharting!”

“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”

“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”

ploap

a sturdy poop (not watery or liquidy; one that is a sturdy log)

"Did you see all those ploaps the dog laid in the room?"

"Clean up those ploaps!"

"I can't talk now, I'm droppin ploaps!"

"These ploaps are everywhere!"

BarnBobby

A BarnBobby is a small anthropomorphic parasite which inhabits the human rectum. The BarnBobby often takes the form of your dad’s face and your step mom’s face mixed together, while supporting its bulky head with spider-like appendages. These little guys can be pretty hard to expunge, usually requiring hefty loads of horse semen injections to finish the job. When jumping from an old host to a new one, they are often heard yelling, “BaarnnnnnBOBBAYY!”

“Ah brother, I’ve got another BarnBobby inside me rn.”

“Dude, I’ve never had a BarnBobby before… you think I could snag yours?!”

“I’ve got an itchy hole… can you check for BarnBobbies?”