Eyetard

An insult used when some one is incorrect in what they see

Man: "Dude it says here he went to The rapist."
Dude: "Let me read that...Man it says Therapist. What are you an Eyetard?"

Jacqueliene

Jacqueliene is a gorgeous, intelligent, kind-hearted person who is as beautiful as she is smart.
She’s radiant and independent. Jacqueliene’s ambition and gold standard are a reflection of her successful career path.
Jacqueliene’s intuition and perceptive eye allow her to cherish thoughtful and meaningful gifts over material things. Jacqueliene is a master goulash maker, fantastic writer and excellent conversationalist. If Jacqueliene gives you her time, it is inevitable that you will give her your heart.

Friend One: I think I’m falling for this girl. She’s smart, beautiful, the whole package.
Friend Two: Oh, she must be Jacqueliene.

Tellum

A conjunction of Tell and them. Used by lazy fucks that jam words together

Why dunt you go tellum yer self.