Celloist

Someone who discriminates against cellos

M: "Look, here comes Conor! God he's such a celloist!"
C: "Really? Wow he's so stupid, what a clusterfuck!"

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Fury Wank

A fury wank is when you furiously jerk-off to alleviate the symptoms of extreme blue balls quickly in the bathroom when you realize the girl you're with in the house won't blow you, done as quickly as possible to make her think its only a massive piss or a quick shit

"Shit man, the fury wank I had to do last night was mad!"

"Sorry babe, just gotta bust a fury.. I mean, take a piss!"

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