Zara employee

A group of people working with the tech extremists to steal and harm rare fish, kidnap uncles under 6 foot to work in the deserts of Uzbekistan and steal Mongolian fishing boots. The only way to defeat them is the mongol army, Mongolian throat singing and sending uncles over 6 foot to fight them.

Person one: HELP! I’m under attack by tech extremists and Zara employees
Person two: Don’t worry, I’m sending 3 uncles to your location