Rafael

Rafael is the most amazing person you will ever be friends with in your life. He is a very caring and loving person but if you have any troubles with some dangerous people he will protect you with his massive biceps. If you ever meet a rafael you can expect that his best body part is circumcised but huuuuuge and he knows how to work with it. I dont live far away from a person named rafael and i see many girls walking in an after about 3h(thats how long he lasts) they try to walk out again but you cant say walk because thats not possible after one session with this crazy guy.

He is also very good at sports (obviously). His body really works for every kind of sport but you can see that from miles.

So if you want to make the right decision in life marry a guy named rafael and if its possible his last name should start with the letter L.

Her: Hey my boyfriend doesnt satisfy me in bed anymore

Best friend: What‘s his name

Her: Not Rafael

Best friend: Then i understand the problem