peel one off

To pleasure oneself; a synonym for masturbate.

See also: wordwank/word

"Man, I peeled one off last night after watching that hot porno"

16👍 2👎

nwanko

equivalent to "can you". The etymology is the famous Nigerian footballer's name, Nwanko Kanu. Thus, in a manner similar to cockney rhyming slang, an alternative way of saying "can you" is derived.

Nwanko get out of my way, you tramp.

4👍 22👎

Mongered

to believe you have won at poker and start celebrating, and then find out you have squat

Alan said "I have a straight, I've won" and then has it pointed out to him that he didn't infact have anything, he has infact been Mongered

5👍 1👎

pimperie

A word with meaning equivalent to a modern-day harem or a menagerie of women rather than animals. It thus means a group of women collected by one man to indulge his sexual appetite and ego.

Elderly Lady: "That's quite a pimperie you've got going there Young Man."

Young Man: "Why thank you Madam, I do indeed have a fine collection of beautiful young women"

1👍 1👎