lost ploppety office

noun: toilet / WC - this is where you go to find your lost ploppety. Take a seat and your lost ploppety will soon be found.

Excuse me for a few minutes, I just need to go to the lost ploppety office

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cockstump

noun: an insult, meaning that the person being insulted is akin to a bobbited penis.

Person 1: "Your team is shit and you're going to lose the cup final!'
Person 2: "Get knotted you fucking cockstump!"

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