Armchair Meteorologist

A person who does not have any background in meteorology but still says certain things are going to happen, normally from the comfort of home with an installed radar on their PC or phone and never uses actual weather models to make predictions.

Jeff keeps saying the storm will die out before it hits us, he's really being an armchair meteorologist.

smangled

messed up and shit because some bitch named siryzm took your idea

I'm smangled from that bitch named after a google product, there goes that idea then.