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During lovemaking, a guy tells his female partner that he is unable to finish and makes up an excuse if needed. Then, while his partner is getting cleaned up, or just not paying attention, he blows his load in her purse for her to find at a later time.
This guy I was with last night totally left me a handbagger helper.
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When you take enough coros that you see David Bowie.
Oh man, I was so fucked up last night... I was bowied!
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The act of shaving your pubes, and then not shaving for a few days so it gets really prickly. Then, while recieving oral sex, you rub your prickly pubes against the givers face really hard to cause a brush burn.
Dude, I totally gave this chick the brilo pad last night.
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