Stewie Griffon

WEll it's Griffin not Griffon.
Stewart Gilligan Griffin is the football headed, 1 year old, youngest child of Lois and Peter Griffin on the tv show, Family Guy. He is easily the coolest one on the show simply because he is bent on world domination but is still overcome by the simple weeknesses of a 1 year old, such as a binky or the dreaded Teletubbies.

stewie's quotes:

Brian: say something please.

Stewie: oh for god sacks, hmmm let's see here... oh yes *clears throat*
yay, and God said to Abraham, "you must kill your eldest son Issac." and Abraham said, "i'm sorry i can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone" and God said, "oh i'm sorry, is this better? Check Check Check, Jerry i think you'll have to take the high end out i'm still getting some his back here..."

Brian: SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MY MOTHER!

Stewie: oh yes, i'm sorry. I never knew bisscut as a dog, but i did know her has a table. She was sturdy, all for legs the same length..

Brian: Thanks, Thanks, That's enough
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(stewie goes down the slide and lenard a kid from his preschool lands on the back of his head.

Stewie: "LENARD YOU PUDGY FACED APPLEJON I WILL NOT BE MADE A FOOL OF..."
(another kid goes down the slide and lands on stewies head.

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