Sam

Right so, where do we even start. This name describe an individual who is very smart and loves to be the best at anything and everything, and if he is not then you definitely won’t hear the last of it. When deciding the sexuality of a Sam, it is very complex. Most are said to be closeted, while others are just actively hiding their true colours. There’s only really one word to describe this Sam… “prick”.

Ooo I love this Sam.

Are you sure this Sam isn’t a prick?
When a person is confused, you better call them sam.