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The act of fingering a girl underwater, and having a sharp fingernail, cutting the inside of her anus, mixing blood in water that would attract a swordfish.
Bro, I gave my underwater kangaroo a Tasmanian Swordfish the other day.
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Whenever a female has ejaculated on your "Python" and it looks like milk.
Jackson gave me a milky python last week. You know what they say, "It's not rape if you like!"
The act of choking the chicken whilst in the movie theater, and moaning like Pee-Wee Herman.
Did you hear about Dylan? He was pulling a herman last night!
The act of blowing your load on a flight attendant, yelling "TASTE THE HONEY"
Blake was giving my sister an airborne honey bear the other night. It was pretty sweet.
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