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A Bad Boyfriend Job is when your job treats you horribly, pays you horribly or even is just unhealthy for you but you keep it because it pays and you have not found another job to take its place.
You might even reason with yourself to say you are staying in this job for one reason or another but in reality, you are stuck until you find other employ or quit the job, usually citing sanity reasons.
Rick was humiliated every Saturday at his job because of his weight but it was a Bad Boyfriend Job and he needed the money. Knowing this, it made things better for a little while.
After explaining my job to my therapist, she said to leave as soon as possible. It was a Bad Boyfriend job that had gone toxic.
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The Thursday the occurs before your Friday pay day. This can work on any day that is before your pay day, if you do not get paid on the traditional Friday.
I have nothing for lunch and I cannot order anything as it is Poor Day Thursday. Catch me tomorrow, I get paid then we will get some Jimmy John's.
The standard excuse used by friends with kids to get out of work or leisure activities with anyone, but mostly their childless friends.
We have a monthly meeting at work that is supposedly mandatory but many people use their baby shields to get out of it.
I thought that my brother was going to be in trouble but since he had a kid, he uses his baby shield to get him out of anything, especially with Mom.
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The convergence of celebrating your birthday, a holiday and your wedding anniversary on one day.
Holiday (Flag Day) + Birthday (birth) + Anniversary (aversary) =
Flagabirthaversary.
It is customizable by adding "-birthaversary" to the holiday name. Such as, Christmasbirthaversary or Thanksgivingbirthaversary.
My Flagabirthaversary is June 14th. I celebrate Flag Day, my birthday and my wedding anniversary that day.
Your husband better remember that, you made it very easy for him!
Reading a short casual fun book (usually a paperback or trade paperback) while attempting to read a much longer more complex book.
I was trying to get through Les Miserables by Victor Hugo but for my birthday, my husband gave me the first three books of the Dexter series by Jeff Lindsay. I was forced to have a book affair because I wanted to read the Dexter books so badly!
In a contest of people, the arrangement that everyone wins, i.e., a game of musical chairs where there are four more chairs than there are players.
When Employee A and Employee B vied for the Senior position, the management decided to pull a Disney Ending so they were both promoted!
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This word is a prefix when added to another word, it means you received it for free.
Fr'alcohol meaning someone is paying for your drink when you did not ask for it.
Example: When my friend bought me a margarita, I thanked him for the fr'alcohol.
Fr'education meaning the Government will pay for all of your college expenses and you or your family do not have to contribute.
Example: When I saw that through the FAFSA Program all of my college expenses were taken care of, I was happy to have received a fr'education.
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