thansk

1. A banana that has been mashed into the shape of a lego or a hairbrush
2. A soggy sock

I went to grab a banana, but it was a thansk. Can't have shit in Detroit.

I met this starving artist university student whos dorm was filled with thansks. Saddest shit I seen all day.

grunkspunkler

that feeling/sensation when the 50th Benadryl kicks in

"I was chilling with my buddy Max the other night, you should've seen the look on his face when the grunkspunkler hit him..."

Non-Breather

A term used by bad people to make fun of people with asthma. They often go on unhinged rants about how they pollute the airspace, or joke about how they think asthmatic people use their inhalers to take inhalant drugs.

(Person, Coughing)
Asshole: "Uh oh, sounds like we got a Non-Breather in here."