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An erect penis that is sexy, and adorable looking.
In high school my girlfriend said I had such an adoraboner.
A state of sudden drowsiness following a meal or snack,
After school I had a grilled cheese Sammich and then I slipped off into a snack coma.
V. Recreational Wetting
A type of fetish or enjoyment of wetting oneself deliberately.
To deliberately urinate in ones clothing
Iâm enjoy RecWetting. I have washable cloth diapers I use for it as well.
RecWetting feels good, I enjoy the feeling when my warm ursine floods my pants
Prundle
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A situation I which the person involved has a great deal of things to deal with.
Having "A lot on your plate"
A situation where one has many things to do and all need to be done in a specific order.
A stressfull series of tasks to be done.
"I was in such a prundle yesterday. First I had to drop Steven off at hockey practice, Megan had to go to the dentist, I had to get the car for an oil change. Next I picked Steven up from practice. Then i had to go to the garage to get The car inspected and had to go to the DMV to get the new tags . After waiting in line behind a line of about a million people I find out that I was in the wrong line. It took another hour of waiting to finally get the tags. After all of that. I get to the grocery store; That place was total chaos! the parking lot was a mess from the snow and ice. The lines to the check stands were a mile long . Finally I get home.
While urinating in the snow one uses his urine stream to "write" his name in the snow.
"A snow storm? In
July?"
"Look everyone! John Hancock is writing his name in the snow!"
( the Simpsons "Bart gets an F" Season: 2, Ep: 14
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Dillynink: (n) a penis on an adult man that is smaller than average yet itâs owner is talented enough with it to satisfy almost any woman.
A positive and/or affectionate description for a smaller than average (mature adult) penis.
Johns little dillynink is amazing. Itâs only four inches hard but he made me go limp for an hour.
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The remaining stems after a bunch of grapes has been eaten
"Are all the grapes gone? all that's left are grape bones."