worm dirt

chewing tobbaco that comes in a can.

billy bob loaded his lip with worm dirt then cowboyed up on a rank bull.

10👍 3👎

jackofficer

was a fake band the butthole surfers made up but the name speaks for it self .a cop who is a jackoff.

when officer Grimbly shot his own foot at the pratice range we knew he was jackofficer material.

7👍 2👎

wangtied

to be in an uncomfortable situation with no obvious escape

"I slept with a random girl last night and shes still upstairs!"

"Man, youre wangtied!!"

4👍 1👎

nipples on ribs

a girl that is cute but so skinny she has no breast.

man, look at the ass on candy it`s to bad she`s all nipples on ribs.

43👍 36👎

ralph

the best god damn simpsons character of them all. Screw you all!!!!!!!!! If you disagree, just rot in hell bastard.

ralph wigham is the shiz!!! Me fail english, that's impossibabble.

102👍 109👎

Burp

The absolute sexiest thing a woman can do.

Girl: -Belch.-
Ralf: Marry me!

831👍 490👎

root tugger

a jackoff or the act of jacking off

any man claims he does not tug the root is full of !@#$%*.