Shart

This is the combination between a fart and shitting. It's when you try to fart, but some creemy sauce comes out with it. This is what most people in Ireland eat for breakfast.

And that ladys and gentlemen, is a shart.

AAAUAUUUGGHHHHHHH! I NEED TO FART! *person farts* *creamy sauce comes out* Oh shit, I think i just sharted. It smells good!