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When you can see pubic hair flourishing from the seems of ones under garments/pants/knickers/boxers.
Guy: Fuckin hell love, look at that bacci hanging out the tin.
Girl: I know darling, I need a shave.
A large hairy homo-sexual who usually is a care taker of fictional schools.
Fagrid: Iâm a queer Harry!
Harry: youâre a whatttt ?
Fagrid: Iâm a queer Harry
AKA kiss-cut nick, cabbage patch skid, malcom in the dizzle, K dizzlar, kernal clink.
A guy at work who does fuck all for a large portion of the day and makes out he's working on something super important, when in reality he sat talking about the 80's to someone who's heard the same story 100 times, has a short temper and finds it difficult to apologies for his mistakes, has a strange superiority complex developed over years getting his on way, finds it difficult to move with the times and when drops a clinker it smells like cabbage.
Also has a incessant need to patrol the biscuit tin to make sure that no one eats them except for him, complains about people taking holiday and time off for childcare needs because he never had the luxury of this 'back in the day'.
Will tell the same jokes multiple times a day expecting everyone to laugh and when they don't he'll be offended.
Generally, he can pleasant enough but even think about leaving pizza crust on plate in plain view.
K Dizzle: Many years ago.....
K Dizzle: I hope so they buried him.
K Dizzle: Can you put on the calendar when you are in.
K Dizzle: John, can you those pizza crusts in the bin....NOW !
John: (thinks k dizzle is joking because who really cares) lol.
K Dizzle: *leaves and comes back shortly and gets in johns face and shouts in front the whole office* WHY HAVENT YOU DONE WHAT I SAID IM IN CHARGE IM THE MANAGER PUT YOUR CRUSTS IN THE BIN !!!!
John: fuck off, k dizzle you smell like a cabbage you cunt, sit down and shut up, anyway gotta meant to be in sauna in 10 mins you put the crusts in the bin you quim cunt munch
Telling it how it is regardless of popular belief.
Delivering a statement of pure facts or executing an action of unrivaled rebuttal.
Jonny Minerals: proper chels tho cund, know what i mean, proper chels, clownlake in the bin, todd lasso boehly, siri merchant in the bin, mudded, spitface bangers and mash waffle merchant.
jason cundy: have you washed your feet ?
Jonny Minerals: yeah, jase, I've tried landing the minerals, lets ave it right.
When you fail miserably at a task or act nervously or someone has put you in your place verbally making you feel embarrassed.
Person 1: Hey mate, I hope you havenât eaten those oranges I left on the side ?
Person 2: Are you serious ? Iâve eaten at least 3 of them.
Person 1: Oiiiiiii youâve rattled it !!!! They were mouldy and full of maggots.
Person 2: I have rattled it to be honest.
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Farts of a pungent and tangy aroma, usally can be smelt after consumption of various meats, cakes, savouries, carbs and sweets.
Dubliss: *sniff*
Mon: hmmm take it in boy, i got me some rancid ass farts !
Rallis: woooooweee thats some rooti tootin rancid ass farts !
When a person receives cocaine up the nasal cavity for insufflation via another person's flatulence.
NBT: Oi mate, I'm coming down. I need a quick fix.
Tom: A Stinging Gilb?
NBT: A Stinging Gilb!!
Tom *farts*
NBT: It's stings Gilbs.
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