disneyland hands

A symptom of going disneyland. Visitors to disneyland will get disneyland hands by the end of the day. The term is a reference for the layer of dirt and filth that has gathered on your hands from resting your own hands on railings, trees, ride harnesses, and small children. Your hands will require at least three solid washings to remove symptoms of disneyland hands. Keep hands away from eyes and mouth while at disneyland.

After a long stay at disneyland, I was afraid to touch my family with my disneyland hands for fear that they would catch an infectious disease.

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