Rockwood

A puny hick town in the middle of southern Ontario. It's inhabitants tend to know only of Rockwood, except for the occasional person who knows where Guelph is. Rockwood is full of pot smokers, as there isn't much else to do except go to the sketchy splash pad.

Guy 1: Oh hello there!

Guy 2: Hey eh!

Guy 1: Where ya from?

Guy 2: Rockwood!

Guy 1: Where?

Guy 2: Oh you know, close to Guelph?

Guy 1: Um, no, sorry.

Guy 2: Damn eh.

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