Shoot me with an arrow

This word is used best to describe your day or your current mood. Similar meaning to “kill me now” or “shoot me”. However you won’t get yelled at for saying it in school or questioned in public.

Friend: “how’s your day going?”
Me: “ugh shoot me with an arrow”

Newfant

An absolute butt hole. Someone that pisses you off but you still love them

Stop being such a newfant

Wazz off

When you’re in a secret relationship and wanna say “I love you” but there’s family members or classmates around you say “wazz off”. It’s discrete and your relationship remains a secret.

*brother walks in room*

*you’re on the phone with your significant other and they’re about to leave*

You: “wazz off”

Significant other: “wazz off”