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Big ass nerf guns that shoot massive foam ammunition. Recent years have introduced a MEGA XL line that shoots even HUGER foam.
Nerf mega guns may not be good for a practical nerf war but they can even make a grown man feel badass.
Named after Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket, this type of recruit makes you wonder "how the fuck did this kid get recruited?" Usually, these types of folk join the service due to years of bullying and abuse for their weight or other issues. Most likely they may be partially or completely unable to perform basic tasks such as putting their own uniform on or improper use of firearms, making them a liability to their squad.
Private Cash "Did you see that Gomer Pyle trying to catch butterflies at the shooting range last night?"
Private Doug "If you think that's bad he almost shot the Sarge cause he didn't know how to put the safety on."
Private Cash "God damn, they should just do him a favor and ship his ass back home."
Girls who sexually prefer other girls. Can also be said to guys that the girl doesn't like so as to ease the pain. And unless your lucky they won't let you watch them make out or let your horny ass join
My sister's been having lesbian sex for 2 hours.
Mysterious creatures that can be very adorable, intolerable, pure sexy, or downright creepy. If you're lucky enough, you can land one that completely and wholeheartedly loves you.
Doug to John "Just cause I have some girls as friends don't mean I want to sleep with them each time I see em."
The act of a male going to meet the father of his significant other. Oftentimes the father will seek to test and intimidate the male if he does not immediately deem you worthy of his daughter.
Doug to Cash "Yo i had to meet the dad last night, he even had one of his shotguns in plain view to make me piss myself."
The place where you go to lose weight and get in shape. Can also have muscular girls for you to look at while you do your sets, reps, etc.
The gym is basically heaven for me, but not for lazy asses.
A P.E fitness test where you have to run back and forth to shitty music with a bunch of foul smelling gorillas to a loud ass beeping noise that announces when you advance a number. The fat as hell and out of shape kids are the first to check out until they only leave the athletic kids to all star the rest of it.