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A nerf reviewer YouTuber that reviews various foam slinging nerf guns and other dart launchers. Chill and all around cool dude.
One of the best freedom dispensers mankind has to offer. Fires 5.56 mm freedom rounds.
The best time I had in the service was firing the M249 and getting a mangasm as a result.
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Motorized shopping carts for people too old, injured, fat etc to use a regular cart.
Cash: "Nothing irks me the most than seeing a 500 lb motherfucker using the electric cart. I swore that shit was screeching for dear life."
Mysterious creatures that can be very adorable, intolerable, pure sexy, or downright creepy. If you're lucky enough, you can land one that completely and wholeheartedly loves you.
Doug to John "Just cause I have some girls as friends don't mean I want to sleep with them each time I see em."
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The place where you go to lose weight and get in shape. Can also have muscular girls for you to look at while you do your sets, reps, etc.
The gym is basically heaven for me, but not for lazy asses.
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A P.E fitness test where you have to run back and forth to shitty music with a bunch of foul smelling gorillas to a loud ass beeping noise that announces when you advance a number. The fat as hell and out of shape kids are the first to check out until they only leave the athletic kids to all star the rest of it.
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The act of a male going to meet the father of his significant other. Oftentimes the father will seek to test and intimidate the male if he does not immediately deem you worthy of his daughter.
Doug to Cash "Yo i had to meet the dad last night, he even had one of his shotguns in plain view to make me piss myself."