Stinkpot McRuin

The shameful act of deficating in your own pants while waiting in the drive-thru at mcdonalds or any other fast food establishment.

I swear it's not my fault I was late to school. The guy who pretends he's my dad pulled a stinkpot Mcruin on the ride here and we had to stop to clean off his construction trousers.

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sklartching

The act of masterbating using destructive and/or painfull methods.

I need a low grit sandpaper for my sklartching session later.

Ranchgirl

A somewhat easy, or polyamourous female who will sleep with anyone to get out of chores, housework, office tasks, hard labor, in addition to supplementing sex for monetary payment of any value.

Bro, I'm sorry that she cheated on you with your brother, your boss, the pizza shop guy and his Dad. But what did you expect when you married that RanchGirl?

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Jungleboom

The exceptionally phat ass on a wild and free-spirited female.

I just watched my future daughter in law clap and twerk her jungleboom for the entire bachelor party.

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Solutrean

An anatomically modern homo sapien who has the savagely insatiable sexual appetite of a caveman.

He was such a solutrean in the sac. Hubba hubba.

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Feral Carnie

A typically, unkempt, uneducated, scraggly, dirty, drifter. Often the child of a traveling circus workers or even just the product of lower breeding practices.

Hey dude that feral carnie was pretty good at sex in my trailer last night.

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Jizzus Crust

The divine scabs that develop in and around most sinners souls.

That goddamned Jizzus Crust is tarnishing my reputation.

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