Sore Whore

A girl who has a chip on her shoulder because she's been group fucked one too many times and she carries this bitchy and defeated attitude around the rest of her cock fiending life.

Hey dude, my girlfriend is a total sore whore it's literally impossible for me to have fun with her anymore.

That sucks bro, me and the guys from work had fun with her twice yesterday.

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Bohemian Bachelor

Step 1. Is to remove your watch and and any rings.

Step 2. As she lays on her back naked on the bed. You keep your dominant foot on the floor and step on her face with your other foot.

Step 3. You then proceed to work both of your entire hands into her vagina.

Step 4. You take your non dominant hand out and press down on her tummy for stability.

Step 5. You proceed to jerk off to completion with your dominant hand which should still be completely inside of her. Allow yourself to finish.

Step 6. You tell her that she can't be your girlfriend because she's just too loose down there.

I performed a textbook bohemian bachelor on her and I forgot my watch at her place, damn it...

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African Soup

The act of deficating and urinating in a bucket then covering with a plastic bag and letting ferment in the sun for 2-3 weeks. Once the inner pressure has the bag puffy you insert a straw and inhale the fumes to get high.

That african soup you made was bomb! You must have ate alot of Broccoli.

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fudruckold

A devoted and loving wife who takes pleasure in watching her husband eat meals from chain restaurants.

I HEARD THAT MICHELLE OBAMA NEVER COOKS AND IS A TOTAL FUDRUCKOLD

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Fleahive

Overgrown, shrublike, pubic hair that gives off an extensibly offensive aroma.

Damn stinkpot you'd better shave off that fleahive before summer hits.

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Kamala Heiress

A female who is second in charge and waiting for her superior to die in order to slide into the top position.

So It turns out that it wasn't an accident at all.. he was poisoned by that kamala heiress.

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Crusty Diabetic

An individual who saves dried or cured semen ejaculate for the purpose of consuming at a later time similar to the relationship a diabetic has with their insulin.

So when i was done pulling out I jizzed on her butt and she layed there till i got home from work and when i walked in she flaked if off and ate it and smiled. Damn bro she is one crusty diabetic, but i still love her.

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