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Tuna Dandruff

The dried up cum flakes left on the outside of the vagina after a gangbang.

Honey would you please scratch off that tuna dandruff before I go for a round?

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020


Cock Pulp

Another name for cum or ejaculate.

She was covered in the cock pulp of 6 men when I met her and knew that she was the one.

by Ranchgirls December 19, 2020


Tuna Gelato

The byproduct of cum that has been lightly fermenting in a stinky italian womans vagina.

Well I really should pass on that tuna gelato I already stuffed myself with spaghetti tonight.

by Ranchgirls December 29, 2020


Scorched Earth Bitch

When someone finally drops the final straw that breaks the camel's back and you do every conceivable action within your means to destroy that person's life in its entirety, short of killing them.

O, so you're really gonna do this to me right now? Ok well then I hope you're ready for Scorched Earth Bitch.

by Ranchgirls November 27, 2020


Slimy Fandango

The act of using snot as the primary lubricant during a movie theater hand job.

She kept on sneezing in her palm and then pulled my dick out and gave me a slimy fandango during "the passion of the christ."

by Ranchgirls November 06, 2020


Really Gay Cyprus

A falsely arrogant, greedily entitled, self righteous, manipulatively two faced, little mooch boy who runs and cries to his hippie Mommy when his feelings are hurt. Tries to walk around with his chest puffed out like he has actually done something with his pathetic little life in order to take the attention away from his fetal alcohol syndrome browridge and selfish demeanor.

I wonder is that really gay cyprus kid will ever admit when he is wrong and realize the potential he's wasting as the illegitimate son of the singer of red hot chilli peppers.

by Ranchgirls January 17, 2023


Midiocrity

Archaic midi composed songs which though better than novice; ultimately fail at capturing the Stock, Aitken, Waterman formula properly.

The elusive producers newest vaporwave album is a botched dive into midiocrity.

by Ranchgirls November 26, 2020