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When you drizzle ranch on the booty like it's some sort of aphrodisiac drug in a rap video.
Yeah bro, could we need to shoot that scene again with just a pinch more of that drizzy rizzy.
21π 3π
The state of being being born into a disproportionately ugly: face, body, and/or personality therefore supplementing your runfortunate circumstance by letting hella dudes come in you.
Yeah bro the date started out boring, she kept on going on and on about "in cum any quality", but once I banged her out in the KFC parking lot she kinda just mumbled and passed out drooling.
75π 4π
The act of performing oral sex on a female who is temporarily or permanently bound to a wheelchair.
I gave that handicapped chick a tunaroll last night and when I looked up I thought she had died but it turns out she was just sleeping.
26π 1π
The act of urinating in a container of apple juice when dehydrated and placing it back in the refrigerator to be consumed by somebody else.
He was always drinking up my organic applejuice until the day he puked from my sleazy martinelli.
100π 4π
A full grown and physically mature adult (18+) who is still a either still a virgin, a premature ejaculator or just plain sexually inexperienced.
GIRL, I threw myself at that horny toddler from the Popeyes Drive thru, we fucked for like 1.5 pumps and then he wanted to be held and shit.
75π 6π
Codeword for "I'm gonna go take a quick dump and then hastily masterbate in your shower because the couch in the living room that I'm staying on right now isn't really conducive to that, for me, right now, especially. "
I can comfortably admit, that I found it crucial to emobathe 11 times today, I mean who hasn't spent an afternoon marinading in the spoils of their own imagination?
TΓΒ©jano (peanut) butter & jelly wrapped in a flour tortilla.
I'm actually your waiter, not waitress. And name isn't sweety, I go by Mayo. Anyways folks, the TBJ is our gem of authenticity. Imagine, you wake up one day, and when you awake at this specific particular instance you now control inspiration. What do you do with this power? You order yourself the market select, bohemian gourmet, TBJ. Our board of directors certified Artisans specialty. Or perhaps the BLT, the BLTA, or the Bacon Linguisa Mushroom.
49π 6π