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A plumper who had no figure growing up therefore she is extremely open to all suggestions from males.
Damn it looks like fatty-nodaddy is showing up to the party so let's see how Pravy it gets.
1π 1π
This is a state where she has made up her mind and she IS leaving you. She's actually giving you one more last public performance to show your craziness. This will undeniably prove to everybody you know mutually that she is 101% justified for leaving you.
So I heard Theresa's taking you back at the last chance ranch, I really hope that you don't fuck it up for yourself . That would be a damn shame, I mean she is the prettiest girl that you're ever going to get...
21π 1π
The state of testing positive for the Covid 19 Corona virus.
Hey bro, I should have left my mask on when making out with that strangr carnie last week because my test came back and I'm COV positive.
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A dude who grew up in an urban city but likes to bang chicks from the more rural areas.
Hey LA Boy you're gonna have to drive 1.3 miles down a dirt road in your Miata if you wanna hit this shit.
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When your parents tell you they donated your gifts to the poor because they didn't get you any and they don't want to admit how poor they actually are.
This year my family celebrated helping others so there was nothing under our tree.
Bro you were duped into a spanish christmas.
68π 2π
A prostitute whose primary location to advertise the goods is in stripmall parking lots or truck stops. They generally are more affordable than the escorts that advertise online.
Every time I drive through south Sacramento I treat myself to at least one lot thot and they're always top notch providers.
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The inevitable smell that permeates the immediate area surrounding the location where nugs are strung up and drying.
Hey bro, that's not just any grow stench, that's the sacred aroma of progress.
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