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A fetish where 1 lesbian wears a plaid blazer and is merely observing her female partner who is doing a dude with a strapon.
Hell yeah that was an epic cuckmire Jules, can't wait to see what else is in store.
1π 1π
Selective Pussy Syndrome.
Stinky Pussy Syndrome.
Salty Pussy Syndrome.
Sloppy Pussy Syndrome.
She denied me by saying she suffer from SPS.
Really? Because I gave her SPS, bro.
When a chicks ass is hella overstuffed with juiciness and just to check the hotness you spit on it and the saliva actually sizzles and evaporates before a single drop hits the ground.
The twerk competition finalists are tied and the only way to settle this is the Midtown Booty Sizzle.
37π 1π
Hey dude you seem like a total cyth, you want to join our group for the project?
The term given to the act of watching belly dancing videos and sitting on a dead rodent all day to keep it warm, once everyone in the house has gone to sleep you debone the rodent and use it as a dick sleeve to jerk off with aka 'tenderize'. After you've tenderized the meat at least 3 times that same night you fry the rodent with some onions for breakfast and share with the rest of the household.
Yeah bro that egyptian hotpocket was the best breakfast delicacy I ever tasted.
31π 2π
An American citizen who continuoualy displays at least 5 histrionic behaviors and is also the ex of you or one of your friends.
Hey bro who is that girl that dresses so slutty, and screams about spilled milked, and blames everybody else for her own incompetence and always acts like a victim when you're around but always comes onto me to fuck whenever you're not around?
Yeah bro, I can't get rid of her... that's my american histrionic ex, not to be confused with my Mexican histrionic ex, I just had her deported.
66π 10π
A beautiful blond hair, blue eyed, cutie with a booty who says she doesn't want to be tamed but acts like she does.
Damn snowleopard, girl you hella fine, daddy's gonna poach you now.
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