JAWB

Acronym representing a Janky Ass White Bitch. Janky meaning she's underhanded, dishonest, vindictive, two faced, cheap, and only physically pretty with clown makeup applied.

Hey bro, this new JAWB is really costing me too much money. I think I'm going to quit or get fired on purpose.

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indian jizzer

Someone who promises to make you cum and then immediately just jack rabbits you until they finish and then flee forever.

Yeah so that guy I met at the casino literally came in 2 seconds, what an indian jizzer.

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dick lettuce

Public hair.

Yeah check it out bro, when brad shaved his pubes he left dick lettuce all over the kitchen sink.

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sour scab

The nasty little debris that populate a filthy vagina.

Hey bro, you've got a sour scab stuck in your curly mustache.

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Mud Straw

A Mud Straw is a dildo covered in poop. The straw is a reference to a scarecrow and the mud is a reference to poop.

Damn it girl, I'm sick and tired of coming home from work and finding your mud straw in the kitchen sink every damn day.

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Pink sleepingbag

A prolapsed butthole.

Holy shitballs bro! I can't believe your fiance is the chick with the pink sleepingbag from that porno.

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Swap Meat

A swinger party held at the county fairgrounds where wives sleep with each other husbands for the night.

Hey girl, I can't wait the the geriatric international swap meat in April.