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Yeah check it out bro, when brad shaved his pubes he left dick lettuce all over the kitchen sink.
The nasty little debris that populate a filthy vagina.
Hey bro, you've got a sour scab stuck in your curly mustache.
A Mud Straw is a dildo covered in poop. The straw is a reference to a scarecrow and the mud is a reference to poop.
Damn it girl, I'm sick and tired of coming home from work and finding your mud straw in the kitchen sink every damn day.
Dreamcamp is the place where all unacknowledged aspirations go to die.
So last night after I finished mopping up abunch of puke in the ER. I had a vision of me as a Surgeon pop into my head from dreamcamp.
The cum/precum buildup that develops around the base of the penis more and more prominently as a gangbang continues.
Bro why do I always have to go last? I'm really getting tired of kraft shaft.
A chunky person who smells like body odor and is wildly promiscuous.
What is that slunk thinking? She looks horrible in a bikini. Did you smell her yet?
Someone who is so adamant about making sure you are properly using a condom that it kills the entire vibe.
So that broad from the river took me back to her campsite and it got lame, she was a total condom nazi. Good thing I pre poked those holes back at my place.