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A tweaker the looks like they died and came back to life.
It turns out krankenstein is also a jew.
The act of deliberately flipping a boy upside down and forcibly lancing him in his bottom.
I OFTEN FIND MYSELF NEEDING MORE THAN ONE Capri-son to be satisfied.
5π 1π
When your girl or mail order bride will only perform oral sex on you by spitting a mouth full of saltwater while your underwear are still on.
Hey bro I heard your wife gives a good brine choney?
Only if you're married to her.
129π 4π
A vegan who loves animals so much that they engage in sex with their pet.
I had no idea she was a knotty vegan bro, that shit really grosses me out.
20π 2π
A female who has abortions on the reg primarily as her main for of birth control but who also uses the opportunities to make guys feel bad for her.
Well well well, Ms. Carriager, you're telling me that you need to take time off work because you lost another baby?
67π 5π
A middle eastern girl who exclusively only sleeps with guys outside of her religion and race.
Yeah bro, so that slutty muslim had quite the body and face under that burka. Who would have guessed?
13π 2π
A girl with a squishy, munchkin looking face who sleeps with her friends boyfriends but is too weird looking to get a man of her own. She is very greedy when it comes to collecting loads and she seldom ever washes the cum out. She instead spends hours upside down in hopes of getting pregnant.
GIRL, that greedy gremlin fucked my husband and all of his friends who were at the bachelor party after she paid for the room and supplied the drugs.
40π 7π