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A married woman who masquerades an abortion as a miscarriage because she was cheating and there's a good chance It's not the husbands.
Did you hear that old Mrs. Carriager lost yet another pregnancy?
A sexual fantasy developed through self gratification that does not involve the actual harm of any other living thing or property.
My most innocent perversion is that sometimes I pleasure myself to videos of homeless women panhadling unsuccesfully.
Selective Pussy Syndrome.
Stinky Pussy Syndrome.
Salty Pussy Syndrome.
Sloppy Pussy Syndrome.
She denied me by saying she suffer from SPS.
Really? Because I gave her SPS, bro.
A state of being where the individual is unable to learn from past mistakes.
Bro, he keeps on slamming his dick under the toilet seat because he suffers from learnaphobia.
The classic 'hot Carl' with the added stipulation that the consistency mimic a physically burning sludge.
Damn bro, you paid $650 for a spicy carl and you did didn't even give her a tip, what a cheapskate.
When you sell your house and/or get fired from your janitor job but still continue to give money and support to a younger woman who does not fuck you and even squanders the resources on her playfully abusive ex boyfriends.
Well let's just say M & M were on permanent penile exile from the other M.
The state of being being born into a disproportionately ugly: face, body, and/or personality therefore supplementing your runfortunate circumstance by letting hella dudes come in you.
Yeah bro the date started out boring, she kept on going on and on about "in cum any quality", but once I banged her out in the KFC parking lot she kinda just mumbled and passed out drooling.