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Téjano (peanut) butter & jelly wrapped in a flour tortilla.
I'm actually your waiter, not waitress. And name isn't sweety, I go by Mayo. Anyways folks, the TBJ is our gem of authenticity. Imagine, you wake up one day, and when you awake at this specific particular instance you now control inspiration. What do you do with this power? You order yourself the market select, bohemian gourmet, TBJ. Our board of directors certified Artisans specialty. Or perhaps the BLT, the BLTA, or the Bacon Linguisa Mushroom.
A male who is used by females as an emotional support companion in a non-sexual capacity.
Dude, she's never gonna bang you, shes only using you when her dude is being a jerk to her stop being such a tampron.
A hooker who has an exceptional body, a less desirable face, and may or may not permeate a peculiar aroma of seafood or ship rat.
Hey bud, I need to borrow some incense and nose plugs so I can bang this prawnstitute out and get my money's worth.
The acknowledgement of displayed behavior where a man puts a woman on a pedestal and let's her walk all over him.
Sorry guys can't go out tonigh... my wife wants me to go home and hership her phat ass tonight.
An irishman who chooses to seduce and or date their best friends first cousin.
Yeah bro that sneaky leprechaun asked me if I wanted to see me nudes of the chick he's been banging and it turned out to be my cousin.
When you're banging a chick who is embarrassed about how much of a slut she is and she has to excuse herself after the first two thrusts to 'use the bathroom' but she's really just in there trying to flush out her cum pot.
Yeah bro, She had an immediate crotch sniffle and ran to the bathroom, so I considered putting a condom on but I didn't.
When you're banging a chick who is embarrassed about how much of a slut she is and she has to excuse herself after the first two thrusts to 'use the bathroom' but she's really just in there trying to flush out her cum pot.
Yeah bro, She had an immediate crotch sniffle and ran to the bathroom, so I considered putting a condom on but I didn't.