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A treatment which consists of tallying up a loosely prescribed number of rebound fucks with the intention of creating distance between you and your ex main lover.
Yeah Doc, the rebotherapy has really been more helpful than I imagined.
13π 1π
The off-whitish, pearlescent cum that collects on the tip of your dick when you perform a test dip on a new piece of strange.
Yeah bro, she claimed she hadn't been with anyone for months so I stuck it all the way in pulled it out and sure enough it was covered in wild gravy.
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The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.
I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!
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The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.
I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!
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I shorter that average dude who is a crime fighting badass that has a weakness for women.
Weng weng totally banged every chick he encountered.
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A state of internal anxiety brought on by excessively socializing far below an individual's potential.
Damn this broad with the hip tattoo is hella suffering from crawleria.
Someone who fantasizes about Santa or one of his elves, or one of his reindeers raping them in their sleep on Xmas eve.
Being a santasexual in the southern hemisphere is a completely different vibe from the northern.
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