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dreamcamp

Dreamcamp is the place where all unacknowledged aspirations go to die.

So last night after I finished mopping up abunch of puke in the ER. I had a vision of me as a Surgeon pop into my head from dreamcamp.

by Ranchgirls September 18, 2023

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Raft Funk

An electronic salsa band that was formed in honor of Elian Gonzales and continues to draw attention to the substandard living conditions of aquatic refugees all over the world.

Shit son, that new raft funk is so nasty that I think I'm gonna puke and pass out.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Wrelled

To be spun, tangled, twisted or wrapped up in a less than desirable activity or situation in which no simple end or solution is near.

We was all wrelled up in a web of lies and hope was to be abandoned.

by Ranchgirls December 20, 2020


thrombz

That feeling you get when you really have to poop but are forced to hold it but it keeps building to the point where when it finally explodes out of you and then theres blood on the toilet paper when you go to wipe.

Theres shit and blood in the kitchen sink because I had a bad case of the thrombz.

by Ranchgirls June 15, 2022


Orphan Morphin'

The depraved, sick, and twisted act of adopting a child in order to groom them into a lover after they reach the age of 18.

That Woody Allen sure wrote the script on Orphan Morphin'

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020


Wompchomp

The act of flopping your flaccid dick out and having a broad devour it from soft to hard.

It's payday baby so as soon as I get home im gonna sit on the couch and you're gonna wompchomp.

by Ranchgirls December 9, 2020


Crapper Tag

The act of improperly or imprecisely placing one's ass on the toilet resulting in small amount of fecal matter being visible on the underside of the seat when pulled up.

Hey bro, I'm gonna need you to clean the girls restroom ASAP! It looks like they got us with yet another crapper tag tonight.

by Ranchgirls July 17, 2020

88πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž