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Slutty Mandela

A white dude who only sleeps with as many black chicks as possible based purely on sport rather than attraction.

Hey shaqueena, So I slept with that dreadlocked white boy who always hangs out at the pizza shop.

Nah ah girl, his slutty mandela ass must have fucked on every hood rat thot I know.

by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020

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dykes shard lemonaid

When lesbians drink eachothers urine in order to get high off of the meth content.

Babe I have never been thirstier, think you could drizzle out a half pint of that pungent dykes shard lemonaid?

by Ranchgirls July 27, 2023


lunchmeat caserole

A sweaty, salty, musky, unwashed vagina. Often compared to the stench of a decomposing rodent in the summer.

Hey babe, the wife is out of town and I was hoping maybe you could come over and bring me some of your famous lunchmeat caserole.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020


cosby alibi

When you stand up or defend a known rapist through coersion, blackmail, collusion or simply your own perceived personal gain that comes as a result of your false referencing.

Yeah that Gavin Newsome has a wife who is one hell of a cosby alibi.

by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023


Phrenologist

A friendly person who claims to be a medical professional, but is actually just a self serving con artist or quack.

So the phrenologist told my wife that because the top of her head is flat that her purpose in life is to give blowjobs and balance beer cans on top of her skull?

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020


Nigerian Unabomber

The act of a foreigner taking a lumpy dump in your bathroom sink, filling it with warm water then inviting their refugee friends over for soup.

You sent us another Nigerian Unabomber, I thought you did background checks on these people.

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

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Kraft Shaft

The cum/precum buildup that develops around the base of the penis more and more prominently as a gangbang continues.

Bro why do I always have to go last? I'm really getting tired of kraft shaft.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020