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Tassel hassle

The unnecessary obstacles that Jews will go through or put you through if they perceive the often arbitrary action to be of less cost to them.

So this whole holocaust sounds like a real tassel hassle, how much is it really gonna cost again? Do you offer a discount for the entire family? Are there any BOGO coupons? You know for my sons bar mitzvah we hired a male stripper.

by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020


240° spin

What poser skaters call and /or consider a 270° rotation.

Coach did you peep that 240° spin? I'm hella good at sk8ting right?

by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020


Corpse Juice

The semen/lube that drips out of a sleeping person who has just been fucked.

Damn bro, I got home from raquetball she was already passed out on the couch and oozing out that corpse juice all over my brand new couch.

by Ranchgirls November 07, 2020


Sacrament hoe

A female living in Sacramento CA, with fake nails, fake tits, fake hair, fake tan, fake tits, fake teeth, fake insurance and a fake pregnancy talking about how she keeps it real.

Yeah bro that Sacrament Hoe came in the tattoo shop asking me for a henna trampstamp.

by Ranchgirls December 06, 2020


Santasexual

Someone who fantasizes about Santa or one of his elves, or one of his reindeers raping them in their sleep on Xmas eve.

Being a santasexual in the southern hemisphere is a completely different vibe from the northern.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020


Sudanese fleshlight

The act of taking a dump In a condom then using as a masterbation sleeve.

Damn it stinks like a Sudanese fleshlight in here.

by Ranchgirls December 07, 2020


Rebotherapy

A treatment which consists of tallying up a loosely prescribed number of rebound fucks with the intention of creating distance between you and your ex main lover.

Yeah Doc, the rebotherapy has really been more helpful than I imagined.

by Ranchgirls January 01, 2021