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The act of masterbating using destructive and/or painfull methods.
I need a low grit sandpaper for my sklartching session later.
A somewhat easy, or polyamourous female who will sleep with anyone to get out of chores, housework, office tasks, hard labor, in addition to supplementing sex for monetary payment of any value.
Bro, I'm sorry that she cheated on you with your brother, your boss, the pizza shop guy and his Dad. But what did you expect when you married that RanchGirl?
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When a chick let's a load drip out on her cupped palm and then shoves it back in any of her 3 holes.
Yeah bro, your auntie really kept the bachelor party going with that sperm shovel maneuver.
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The acknowledgement of displayed behavior where a man puts a woman on a pedestal and let's her walk all over him.
Sorry guys can't go out tonigh... my wife wants me to go home and hership her phat ass tonight.
An exclusive title earned by only the toughest of Vagina's in which they prove their value by enduring an onslaught of the most rough and violent fucking from the largest and most ferocious dicks.
Damn girl, word on the street is that you've got the plug on some poached stabalone.
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A taco knight is when you seperately bang 3 or more Mexican/Latina broads in a 24 hour period. You must cum on their shoulders when finishing and say "I knight thee"
That party was so nasty, I had no idea it was gonna turn into a taco knight for me bro.
The act of taking a dump In a condom then using as a masterbation sleeve.
Damn it stinks like a Sudanese fleshlight in here.
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