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Junglesalt

The dried salt that is left over from a booty that was glistening with sweat.

Yeah bro, so when I got home from work early my spot on the couch was crusted in junglesalt.

by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020


Gaple Syrup

The substance consisting of lubricant, spit and pre-cum that gathers around the shaft of an object that is gaping a Canadian hole.

Could you pass the Gaple Syrup please?

by Ranchgirls December 05, 2020


hersuasive

When a female uses her sexual prowess to allign you into agreement with her in the hopes that it well help you sleep with her.

Well he didn't want to vote republican but his girl was very hersuasive in gettting him to actually do it.

by Ranchgirls December 10, 2022


Suicidal Thots

Females who would rather die than take responsibilty for their own offspring.

Damn that halfway house is full of suicidal thots. On payday I'm gonna go pick up some drugs and introduce myself of there.

by Ranchgirls November 29, 2020


Weepymayo

A total stick in the mud or wet blanket, whether sober or drunk they always look like they are on the edge of crying and/or awkwardly cringing at the thoughts inside of their own head.

Bud, bud, check out the weepymayo working at the pizza shop, I heard it's good luck if he lets a tear drop fall into your order.

by Ranchgirls November 19, 2020


Ranchet

An identity which is half ranch girl and half ratchet.

Bro, she is the queen of the entire ranchet community here in east sacramento.

by Ranchgirls December 24, 2020


Crackheads Chance

The self motivating belief that one will simply come up on an item of value to feed their drug habit.

Well Bruh, you only had a crackheads chance of boosting me those items so you still owe me that money.

by Ranchgirls December 07, 2020