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The mythological creature in which by legend comes and leaves your broke ass money when you place a dildo under your mattress before you go to sleep.
Hey Monty, did the dildo fairy visit you yet? Or is it okay for me to borrow your fake dick one more time to use as a pacifier?
Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!
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A native american or indian female who is a slut outside of her tribe.
Pocahontas sure is one sexy hohican.
A Rotten Swahili is when you go down on a nersy chick and based on the smell an/or foreign pubic hair in her vaginal region you can extrapolate that she is in fact a mudshark.
You totally deserve the rotten swahili that my mom gave you the other night bro.
Pictures of female genitalia that are exchanged between lesbians.
I can't believe she sent me an unsolicited lickpic what a lil' hoe she is turning out to be.
The state of having a sore throat due to performing too much oral sex on the previous day and/or night.
Damn girl, you're holding back alot more than is healthy, I think it's fair to diagnose you with raunchitis.
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The substance consisting of lubricant, spit and pre-cum that gathers around the shaft of an object that is gaping a Canadian hole.
Could you pass the Gaple Syrup please?
When your girlfriend smells like a locker room or is at least trying to cover up the stench of her infidelity unsuccessfully.
I caught a whiff of that unforgettable aroma, you know that whore again thot smell.
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