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Siberian Taco

The stretched out pussy lips that even when at ease can comfortably cover an entire man's face from chin to forehead and ear to ear.

Yeah bro, I have confession to make, the reason I have acne all over my face is because the other day your chick face sat on me and damn near suffocated me with her siberian taco.

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

45πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Jizz guts

A cutesy, publically acceptable, pet name for your girlfriend, after you drop a load in her.

Have a good day at work jizz guts, I'm gonna go back to sleep until about 4pm so please bring back something good for dinner.

by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020


Sloggy Tony

What you improvise as a meal for hella fine (like 9.2 or above) vegan mermaids who come into your restaurant and don't find any suitable options.

The angel of death ordered a sloggy tony.

by Ranchgirls September 15, 2021

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Sloppy Slime Pouch

A pulsing vagina that looks like an upside down bowl of spaghetti that is dripping butter everywhere.

We better put a tarp down if she's coming over guys, word on the subreddit's is that she's got a sloppy slime pouch and she's not very shy once you get her to open up alittle bit.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

20πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Sloppy Slime Pouch

A pulsing vagina that looks like an upside down bowl of spaghetti that is dripping butter everywhere.

We better put a tarp down if she's coming over guys, word on the subreddit's is that she's got a sloppy slime pouch and she's not very shy once you get her to open up alittle bit.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

19πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Kongsnot

A term for a thick goopy cum load.

What the hell is all the kongsnot doing in the guest bedroom honey?

by Ranchgirls December 19, 2020

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Ratcanned

The term given to a bitch after she homey hops an entire friend circle of 5 or more dudes.

Yeah dude, that new chick who works at the smoothie kiosk is hella fine but my brothers friends told me they all ratcanned her last spring break.

by Ranchgirls November 12, 2020

63πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž