Ranch dump

An excessively greedy collector of loads.

So when your step sister came home from spring break she was wearing a ripped up tshirt that said ranch dump.

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Stillporn

A subgenres of pornography in which the main subject is to give "birth" to an actual life size baby doll or cabbage patch kid. The onlookers are to assume that the child is presumably dead due to the lack of movement once it has been full excreted from the vagina.

Hell yeah Baby Momma, I'm into that hella kinky planned parenthood roleplay. You grab the plastic to put on the sheets and I'll start untwisting a coat hanger tonight we're gonna make another stillporn.

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Jungleboom

The exceptionally phat ass on a wild and free-spirited female.

I just watched my future daughter in law clap and twerk her jungleboom for the entire bachelor party.

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Solutrean

An anatomically modern homo sapien who has the savagely insatiable sexual appetite of a caveman.

He was such a solutrean in the sac. Hubba hubba.

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Feral Carnie

A typically, unkempt, uneducated, scraggly, dirty, drifter. Often the child of a traveling circus workers or even just the product of lower breeding practices.

Hey dude that feral carnie was pretty good at sex in my trailer last night.

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Jizzus Crust

The divine scabs that develop in and around most sinners souls.

That goddamned Jizzus Crust is tarnishing my reputation.

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fetty pawghetti

When you convince a thicc girl it's her duty to sell herself in order to supply your fentanyl addiction.

That chick has really gone downhill she's such a fetty pawghetti and her hair looks like a bowl of wet spaghetti.

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