lump

A game in which two extremely bored people toss a hat on to each others heads. One person sits on a lofted bed while the other sits in a chair or on a coffee table. Lump is achieved after one person manages to toss the hat onto the head of the other person. Origins go back to 2004 A.D. after Cool Kyle gave a lame definition of the word lump as a smell of two people in the process of making out.

Zach and Randy played lump after Cool Kyle gave a dumb example of the word.

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futondom

A type of fabric cover used on futons to prevent leaking of bodily fluids on the cushion during sexual intercourse.

My roommate bought a futondom last week so he and his girlfriend could have sex on the futon without getting spooge on it.

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shut up meyers!

the appropriate and necessary response after someone says something really stupid or annoying or if you just want someone to shut up because you can't stand their useless, nonstop jibber jabber any longer. coined for the intolerable sam meyers

sam: "blah blah blah i'm so cool blah blah blah i live in DC and go to bars and hit on 15 yr olds blah blah blah i am in love with the uc president blah blah blah i go to galas blah blah i heart pirates blah blah blah i want to live in cotton plant blah blah blah i drunk dialed my mom blah blah blah..."

dani: "SHUT UP MEYERS!!!!!!"

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lizard

womans pussy, cunt, southern slang for clit.

damn, that girl has a big lizard.

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