Lump

Originated from a great song entitled "Lump" by 90s band Presidents of the USA, the slang term LUMP refers to anything good, bad or in between. For instance, lump may be used instead of gnarly, funky, cool, awesome or radical, for example "that hair-do is outrageously lump right now!". Despite this, the word may also be employed in a bad manner, replacing words such as cunt, fuck, titties, slut, whore or quite simply, "bad". YOU GO LUMP LUMP LUMP. It really depends on the context in which lump is used in, as sometimes this word may be misinterpreted. Be careful, lump is a valuable weapon capable of LUMP DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!!

You are looking reasonably lump today my darling ;) (used in a positive context)
OR
You god damn LUMP! (used in a negative context)

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Lump

A small mass of matter of irregular shape; an irregular or shapeless mass; as, a lump of coal; a lump of iron ore. Often described as looking similarly to a bump.

"There is a lump of earwax in my eye."

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Lump

1. A great song by The Presidents of the United States of America.
2. Someone who does nothing but sit around.

Lump is a great song.

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Lump

To laze about. Being inactive and unmotivated.

"All my wife ever does on her days off is lump on the couch watching tv or playing PS2"

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Lump

Someone who tries to make fun of another but ends up offending every single person in this world using baseless accusations.

"That guy tried to make fun of me but ended up being a lump.

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Lump

Lump is a useless husband who doesn't have a job, doesn't pay bills, or doesn't do household chores.

When I got home today, Lump was playing videogames and hadn't fed the kids.

Lump didn't wash his shit-stained underwear and I'm not touching them.

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Lump

a large, useless girl that adds nothing to the conversation and is used for sex by an equally useless friend. see also: repugnantly pudgy

Hey, is Sean going to bring his lump over tonight? Doesn't he realize that girl is repugnantly pudgy?

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