Thrown down the stairs

When a chick has her way with you in the bedroom.

I took this cougar home last night and i got thrown down the stairs.

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The Maurey Povich

When having sex with a girl doggystyle you start yelling "WHOS THE DAD, WHOS THE DAD, WHOS THE DAD!?"

While banging this cougar, she begged for the Maurey Povich.

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