Testicular Osteoporosis

Whenever your balls are drained and there’s no more cum

Yeah I beat my meat too much so now I have Testicular Osteoporosis

Endzoned

The hollow feeling of
having gotten exactly what
you thought you wanted
only to learn that it didn't
make you happy

My friend finally got the car that he’s always wanted, you’d think he’d be really happy. Turns out he endzoned