Shrooms

A fungus that grows from cow shit, and when you eat it, its like installing CCleaner into your brain and for a few months you end up depersonalized but eventually your operating system (Brain) Will recollect itself! 3-6 months usually. How will you clean your Operating system?

John- "Jeff, I just had like 10grams of Shrooms last month, still feeling like I am in a dream!"
Jeff- "Yo dude, thats just your brain getting back to normal, give it time.. you defragged your operating system!"

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mutant love

When two individuals, get together and both are completely the opposite ends of the spectrum on looks and attractiveness that they mold together their uneven curves, face, body and mutate and kiss and love each other. To the eyes of any viewer, they come to the scorned conclusion that what they see is but a mass of mutating love.

Example: A fat white albino guy 300lbs+ Dating a skinny anorexic alcoholic native guy/chick and they make out on the transit!

Viewer: "Oh gawd tom, look over there.. its mutant love! They are sharing their impoverished genes!"

Tom: "I see what you mean bill, maybe they will spawn an albino native child who drinks mayo flavored alcohol without any shame!"