Pie

1. The holiest of all substances known to man.

2. The ruler and savior of all things mortal, immortal, living, dead, or inanimate.

3. Often comes after "lol".

4. Everybody's favorite word to hear and/or say.

5. Better than Cake

1. Oh Great pie, I ask that you watch over our peaceful village.

2. YOU WILL OBEY THE PIE!

3. lol pie.

4.
Girl one: Guys are such jerks!

Girl two: I hear you...we should swear off men forever.

Guy: hm...Pie.

Girl one & Girl two: LET'S HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW!

5. Pie > Cake

184👍 99👎