The turtle is peeking

When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels like it has already started to "peek" out your ass similar to a turtles head when it comes out of its shell.

The turtle is peeking. If I don't get to a bathroom right now, I'm going to shit my pants.

Sock Party

When two or more people put something heavy (like a bar of soap) in tube socks and repeatedly flail an unsuspecting victim.

Peter is being such a DB. He definitely deserves a sock party tonight.

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