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A Jacob is usually a fuckboy. Is a loyal and great friend...to guys. A Jacob has no way of behaving around girls, and tends to act inappropriately. He will go through girl after girl, after girl. He only stays with a girl no longer than a few weeks though, and he DOES NOT do serious relationships. Jacobs tend to be devilishly handsome, but watch out; thats exactly what lures a girl in. A Jacob will usually have terrible self esteem, and the moment their fragile ego is bruised they will lash out. They spread rumors and gossip like a wildfire, so never tell a Jacob a secret. A Jacob can have a heart of gold, but their need to always be cool tends to ruin that. They'll do anything to be accepted, to feel cool and adored, but they have a lack of work ethic. Jacobs tend to be more social, and will forgo studying or working hard to just talk to people. A Jacob can have a lot of amazing potential but will waste it for the sake of being cool, getting another girl, or just pure laziness.
Girl 1: I can't believe he cheated on me!
Girl 2: well yeah, he's a Jacob.
Boy 1: He doesn't do any of the work, but they still are giving him an A!
boy 2: Well of course he doesn't work, he's a jacob.
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The world's greatest and sexiest young man. A Julian tends to be one of the funniest guys you'll ever know. He's also the sweetest. He'll spend hours trying to make you laugh just so he can see you smile. He's one of the most caring and compassionate people there is. He'll take the time to really listen to you, or go out of his way to make sure you're doing alright. Julians are also incredibly smart, although they don't feel like it. Because a Julian tends to be very athletic, and usually good looking, people assume he's a dumb jock. While in fact, Julians are some of the smartest people out there, but since people underestimate him, he tends to have low self esteem, and be insecure towards things like his grades, or schoolwork. But Julians are stubborn and will do anything in their will power to prove you wrong. A Julian is also incredibly sexy, and he can turn it on so quickly. He can go from sweet and silly to sexy and kinky in one second flat. Overall a Julian is a wonderful, unique human being with many fantastic qualities, and many quirky faults. Anyone is lucky to have a julian in their lives. You're even luckier if you get to date one, because they are the greatest significant others. They will love, support, and care for you even at the expense of themselves. They're the most forgiving and understanding of people, so even if you fuck it all up (which you never should with a julian!) he'll still give you a second chance. Everyone should have their own Julian.
Girl 1: He's the greatest thing to have ever happened to me
Girl2: well of course, he's a Julian.
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Kink lord. The sexiest man alive. Someone to make you scream with pleasure, and still cuddle you after.
Girl 1: Last night was amazing!
Boy: oh I could tell, he must've been quite the Julian.
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When you're unable to use the word 'shit'. A replacement word for the word shit. Or when something is just so incredibly shitty that you're unable to even use the word shit anymore to justify how shitty it is.
I am going to lose my shiz
This is some crazy shiz
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Something a guy says to get a girl to look down or bend over to see her boobs.
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