Chris

Always making excuses, known as mr Excuseman, always unreliable at doing things, so he is known as Mr Unreliable for that. Always useless at everything so he is also known as mr useless for that. And chris is Hopless and he will be mr Hopless for that

Hey Chris, why didn’t you come to training today?
Chris: because I had to wait for my clothes in the washing machine.

Shut up Mr Excuseman, mr unreliable, mr useless and me Hopless